Will Brooks’ 50 Year Diary - watching Doctor Who one episode a day from the very start...
Day 373: The Green Death, Episode Five
Dear diary,
Let me start by saying that - once again - I’ve really enjoyed this episode. There’s loads in here that’s really great, and I’ll come to all of that in a few minutes. Sadly, though, I’ve had to actively knock off a point for some dodgy CSO. I don’t think I’ve ever been moved to actively mark an episode down because the Colour Separation Overlay has actually offended me, but when I’m enjoying a story as much as this and the return to it keeps jolting me right out of things… It can’t be easily forgiven.
If you’ve seen The Green Death, I’m sure you’ll know what I mean. We’ve got plenty of nice filmed footage of UNIT out on location in Wales. Look! There’s Sergeant Benton chatting to Professor Jones out on location! And look! There’s Jo, scrambling her way off up the slag heap out on location! Over there, look! It’s a helicopter coming along to bomb the maggots (if there was one thing missing from Jo’s final story being a proper return to the UNIT of old, it was a helicopter) out on location. Notice the trend?
And here’s a shot of the Brigadier and Benton watching the helicopter’s approach, out on… oh. No. Sorry. That’s not ‘out on location’ at all. It’s Nick Courtney and John Levene stood with a couple of extras on a CSO background. Hm. Odd. Ok, not to worry, it’s not the worst CSO we’ve ever seen the series attempt, but I can let it slide for now. Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. It really isn’t the worst we’ve seen from the series, but equally it’s far from the very best (which is on display elsewhere in this story when it’s employed to help move the maggots around).
No, what really bothers me comes later in the episode, in which the Doctor drives up and has a bit of a chat with Benton. They’re back out on location by now, and it’s back to looking lovely. We cut away to another shot, and when we return, the Doctor and Benton are still having a conversation… only now they’ve moved to CSO, and it really doesn’t work. We then proceed to cut between shots of Bessie being driven around on location interspersed with shots done back in the studio some time later. The whole effect was so distracting that I really couldn’t pay much attention to what was going on.
I figured - in the usual way - that they’d simply run out of time to film everything they needed on location, so had to improvise when they got back to London. A quick check of the DVD Information Subtitles after the episode had finished confirmed that this wasn’t the case, and that they’d always intended to shoot it in this way. I can’t for the life of me figure out why, because it looks awful. Such a shame, when the location work in this tale has been so strong up until now.
Still, it’s not the end of the world, and there’s so much going on elsewhere in today’s episode that losing a point from the score due to bad CSO doesn’t harm it all that much.
John Dearth turns in a great performance as the voice of BOSS - he’s been brilliant all along, but today is the first opportunity we’ve had to hear lots from him, and it’s definitely a highlight of the episode. A shame that I’m less fond of the ‘sound wave’ effect when it’s being transplanted onto the big red disc than I was of it on the smaller TV screen in the earlier episodes, it seems somehow less creepy when it’s made into something this large, and taken away from the more ordinary device.
The maggots continue to look fantastic, and it really is no wonder that so many people recall them so fondly when thinking about Doctor Who monsters. The close-ups of them hissing really are quite scary - they look incredibly real. I’ve only ever encountered maggots properly the once. When I lived in Norwich, I had a cat (called ‘Wolsey’. I’d named him after Bernice Summerfield’s cat, but if anyone else asked, I’d say he was named for Henry the Eighth’s cardinal). For a while, I thought that the cat food was depleting rather quickly, but I couldn’t figure out how. I thought of the obvious - that he was somehow working his way into the stash and eating it when I wasn’t around, but I couldn’t see any evidence of this.
It was only a few weeks later, when I found that he’d - rather cleverly - admittedly - dragged the full pouches to the back of the kitchen, behind the fridge, before ripping into them and eating what he could, when I found a scene from this story waiting for me. It was the smell that I’d noticed first, and followed it to the point where I stuck my head round the back of the appliance. It really could have been a scene from this story. A pile of half-open cat food pouches, crawling with maggots. The worst bit was trying to get the place clean again. Not nice.
Perhaps my favourite thing about this episode, though, is that the blue crystal comes in as vital to saving the day. I’d been assuming that the Doctor’s trip to Metebilis III was simply there to illustrate that Jo was moving on from him (both in choosing not to go with him to the planet, and her lack of interest in the Doctor’s souvenir once he’d returned), and a pay-off to a running joke from Carnival of Monsters. Seeing that there’s actually a point to it makes the scene all the more richer, and it means that when the planet comes back to haunt the Doctor next season, it feels all the more important.
We also get the start of what I’d call out next loose ‘story-arc’, in Captain Yates being brainwashed. I’m not watching these stories in a vacuum - I know that Yates will be turning traitor in a few stories time - but here we’ve got the first hints of it. Sure, he;s acting under orders from the BOSS, but seeing him spring up, point a gun at the Doctor, and declare that he ‘has’ to die is quite striking all the same.
