Will Brooks’ 50 Year Diary - watching Doctor Who one episode a day from the very start... 

Day 420: Revenge of the Cybermen, Episode Four 

Dear diary,

Although not much of the story is catching my interest, something did strike me today (though more from my mind wandering off while the episode played out than because I was inspired by it). I suddenly realised how few female characters there are throughout Season Twelve. Obviously, there’s Sarah Jane on her travels, then you’ve got Miss Winters in Robot, plotting to take over the world, Vira on the Ark, assuming command and preparing to lead her people back to the Earth, Bettan leading the fight against Davros and the Daleks... and that’s pretty much it! All the other speaking characters in the series have been male.

It’s not particularly unusual for the series (I’m sure we must have had an incident or two of it before now... Dot Cotton is the only female in The Time Warrior’s guest cast, Jill Tarrant is alone during Death to the Daleks, and Ruth seems to be the only woman left in London following the dinosaur evacuation during Invasion of the Dinosaurs, for instance), but I can’t say I’ve ever really noticed it before now. I think it’s only cropped up today because I was just going through the motions trying to watch the episode.

I’m sorry to say that - right to the end - Revenge of the Cybermen just hasn’t really grabbed me. Today, I even went as far as turning on the commentary half way through, because I thought I may find it more interesting than the story itself.

It’s a real shame, because there’s actually a few things in here today that I should rather like. There’s the Doctor’s famous line ‘Harry Sullivan is an imbecile’, another one of those things you just know about when you’re a Doctor Who fan, but it’s given more context seen like this, and after a season of the pair bonding and playing off each other so well it comes as a real highlight. There’s some lovely shots of the Cybermen aboard Nerva, illuminated in a blue light (on the commentary, even Elisabeth Sladen picks up on how good this looks). The Doctor fills a Cybermat with gold dust and uses it to attack a Cyberman, in a clever way that parallels the plague being delivered right back at the start of the story...

But for everything that crops up that I do quite like, there’s something else that irritates me. The way the Cyberleader looses all sense of power when he stands over Sarah with his hands on his hips. The Sky-Striker rising from the planet of Voga... where they’ve decided to spend some time (and some of their budget, though I guess that’s not so much an issue for a planet of gold) on printing ‘United States’ on the side (yeah, yeah, I know it’s stock footage). The way that Nerva skimming the surface of the planet looks quite good in a way, with a lovely detailed planet surface... but the roll that they’ve created it on is a bit too small in diameter, so it looses any sense of scale that it really should have...

In the end, it’s all just lost on me. Still, it’s only fair that I find something positive to say... um... well, no, ok. I do quite like the soundtrack. I can’t say that I really noticed it much during the story itself, but the menu clips on both the main menu and the special features one start with some lovely musical cues from the story, and they’ve been looping in the background for a while now, rather pleasantly. Yes, I’m really reaching.

Still, the story is over now. It may go onto the pile of tales to revisit in the future and see if my mood has changed towards it. Stories like Fury From the Deep are on my list to revisit one day, but for now, I simply have no desire to see this one again. I’m sure it has its fans, but I’m sorry to say I’m just not one of them.

Season Twelve on the whole has been a bit up-and-down for me. Generally, I’ve really enjoyed it, but it’s very much characterised by some great highs (The Ark in Space and Genesis of the Daleks) and a few lows (The Sontaran Experiment and this story). Still, I’m completely sold by Tom Baker as the Doctor, and we’ve got a great team as we move forward into the new season. It’s such a shame that they’re only really together for one more story...