Will Brooks’ 50 Year Diary - watching Doctor Who one episode a day from the very start...
Day 382: Invasion of the Dinosaurs, Episode Four
Dear diary,
Back during The Ambassadors of Death, I vaguely mused on part of that most contentious of all Doctor Who issues, the UNIT Dating Problem. I decided that – broadly speaking – the stories were set pretty much when they were broadcast in the early 1970s. Since then, there’s been a whole raft of additional information, and while this era of the programme is disassembled around me, I thought the time was right to have another think about it and see if I’m still of the same mind-set, almost one hundred episodes on.
To tell the truth, this train of thought was kicked off by Sir Charles’ comments in yesterday’s episode, about the hidden underground base being built ’20 years ago’ when the Cold War tension started to build up, and commenting that plans for other, similar, locations were shelved when the Cold War cooled down and came to a close. In the real world, the Cold War period stretched on throughout the rest of the 1970s and only really died off towards the latter part of the 80’s and the early 90’s. To me, these couple of lines seem to imply a mid-1980’s setting, by which time, presumably, Barry Letts and Terrance Dicks assumed we might be in the clear.
You also have to wonder about the technology on show here. Sarah has been taken aboard a ‘spaceship’, but she doesn’t seem all that surprised that such a ship exists, and the other residents we see fully accept the idea, too. This is a universe in which Britain had sent several manned Mars missions by the early 1970s, so I suppose it’s just about feasible that such technology as this could be on show by now, too. To be honest, I still think we’re sat broadly at the time of broadcast - making Invasion of the Dinosaurs mid-70s. The About Time books suggest a date of late 1974 for both this story and The Time Warrior, with Jo’s departure from UNIT coming a few months earlier.
About once a week, I get a message asking me if I’ll be tackling the UNIT Dating Problem fully in The 50 Year Diary, but for now I think this is as far as I can go with it. I’m choosing to entirely ignore Sarah’s ‘I’m from 1980’ comment (though, I’m sure, there’ll be some discussion of it when I reach Pyramids of Mars), but the real issue doesn’t really come into effect until Mawdryn Undead, and I’ll not be hitting that story for a good long while yet. For now, I’m simply going to reaffirm my belief that the UNIT stories of the Third Doctor’s era all take place - roughly - at the same time they were first broadcast, and I’ll be ignoring anything that messes up that train of thought.
Besides, there’s something else that I want to talk about today - we’ve got our first appearance of the Doctor’s new wheels in the form of the Whomobile. I’m not sure what the general consensus among fans is about this particular vehicle (although my friend Nick summed it up quite well when I’ve just posed the thought to him: ‘It’s ****’), but I have to say that I’m not the biggest fan of it. I’ve never really been all that bothered by Bessie as the Doctor’s car, but it’s always felt far more fitting than this one does.
The Whomobile strikes me as a cheap gimmick (in some ways, it is. Jon Pertwee commissioned the vehicle himself in part to capitalise on the fact that he was playing TV’s most famous alien), and it’s always felt a bit… silly. There’s an interview somewhere where Pertwee talks of K9 as being such a stupid idea that he would have simply refused to have anything to do with - but I’d rather see the Doctor with K9 than with this particular car. It just takes me right out of the story seeing him drive it around London - suddenly I’m not watching a good drama, I’m watching ‘Doctor Who’. I’m sure there’s a bit in the next episode where the Doctor is driving one of the UNIT jeeps around, and that seems far more fitting to this incarnation than the Whomobile does - though at least here it’s confined to travelling on the ground…
