As the big day approaches, we wanted to put together a final Christmas present to all our visitors. And so we present to you, our humble Christmas poem:
The Delight Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land,
we wait for the TARDIS, all blue and so grand.
The shopping is finished - well, as much as we could,
Quick! Down to the pound shop, where Woolworths once stood!
A toy from last year at a bargainous price,
So what if it's plastic? It still looks quite nice!
It's a gift for my uncle, who lives far away,
in the constellation of Kasterborous, the planet Gallifrey!
It exists in a time loop, hard to get to, you see,
there's a Taxi that goes there, with a quite hefty fee.
Ill send it by Reindeer, with my old friend, Saint Nick,
he'll get there in time, with a neat little trick.
He'll slide down the chimney (Yes, they have them there too),
They have them on Skaro! (but ought really not to!).
But the hour gets late, and to home we must go,
through the crowds and carols, and the impending snow.
To a place by the fire, with the Quality Street,
or the Cadburys Roses, or anything sweet!
And then off to bed, where tomorrow we'll find,
a room full of presents, from people so kind.
Skip forward 6 hours, to quarter past three,
We're full up from Turkey, and all the debris.
But in two hours from now and 45 minutes,
we'll be sat all together, watching Doctor Who, innit!
The one with some Dickens, some singing and sharks,
it's written by Moffat, and will be full of such larks!
So we raise up a glass to all fans as we write,
Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!
[Source: Doctor Who Online]
